Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Funny News Headlines and Stories

More hilarity from the News.

That's what you get for fooling around with animals.

He got burned.

They are the fish with the little mustaches.

Nice Rack!

Betcha he got the point.

Nothing like making a guy feel inadequate.

Nice stereotypical headline.

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Funny Vintage Advertisements

What was often acceptable then, isn't now.

Just what every guy needs...a Sack Suspensory.

Back when is was in vogue to smoke.

Just what every "man of action" needs.

Bet it was never used on the gums.

The height of laziness.

Imagine walking down the street with that contraption wrapped around your lips.

Sounds like a fun kid's game.

Eating meat at 3 weeks.  Sounds healthy to me.

Friday, November 1, 2013

Places Not To Eat:

Nothing like a nice Anus Steak.

I've eaten my fair share of Nasty Buffets.

What you see in the toilet after you eat here.

Again, in the toilet afterwards.

I'll bet this restaurant sunk fast.

Nothing like dining at the Happy Crack.