Headlines

More headlines from the local news.

 

This is correct.  If he had two legs he would have escaped on FEET.

Always nice when they run a picture in a parallel story that has meaning the first story.

 

 

Probably would not have been a success if they had attracted a rich turnout.

 

Godzilla of the bug world.

 

 

You would think, out of 1000 men, someone would have noticed.

 

Whoever wrote this headline was obviously tackled once too often.

Autocorrect Fails

This is what happens when you have autocorrect turned on.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's In A Name?

When you should seriously consider changing your name:

 

Probably a urologist.

 

The perfect political pair.

 

 Would you buy a house from someone named Wacko??

 

 Gay taxi driver.

 

 They made fun of him in the gym change room.

 

 A hooker, no doubt.