Sunday, July 25, 2010

Top 10 SPAM Subject Lines of the Week

I receive hundreds of spam email a week, at work.  Quite a few of them have rather amusing and/or suggestive subject lines.  Almost all are sexual in nature. Every week I will post the 10 funniest or strangest.  I will only post the subject line, not the content.  I will post them as-is with spelling, typographical or grammatical errors intact.

Vitality of your porksword
Shagging will be your favorite subject!
Your weenie needs strengthening!
Her beaver needs more times a night
Jolie fried her boobs (vid)
Hump the best girls
Fornicate like a macho!
It will tear your pants!
Make your privates ready!
You will recharge your amorous gun much faster, if you swallow one before you jump to bed.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Top 10 SPAM Subject Lines of the Week

I receive hundreds of spam email a week, at work.  Quite a few of them have rather amusing and/or suggestive subject lines.  Almost all are sexual in nature. Every week I will post the 10 funniest or strangest.  I will only post the subject line, not the content.  I will post them as-is with spelling, typographical or grammatical errors intact.

If you feel that your manliness is already dead,contact us.
 
Your woody will amaze her
 
Get an omnipotent porksword!
 
Your woman wishes to be boned
 
Tired of being tired?
 
Power up your meat cigar
 
Load more in her slit!
 
See the best hollywood asses!
 
Make your man's carrot grow
 
Empower your prick!
 
Girls will drop underwear for you

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Top 10 SPAM Subject Lines of the Week

I receive hundreds of spam email a week, at work.  Quite a few of them have rather amusing and/or suggestive subject lines.  Almost all are sexual in nature. Every week I will post the 10 funniest or strangest.  I will only post the subject line, not the content.  I will post them as-is with spelling, typographical or grammatical errors intact.

Become her brutal banger
 
Enter her twat like a bull
 
Hammer your pile in her
 
r you a crackhead?
 
Your shuttle needs better fuel
 
3 Absolutely Crucial Things You uMst Do to Make Her rOgasm - She'll Scream With Ultimate Pleasure
 
Make your zipper knight the best in the whole town.
 
Size matters more than anything else v ask any chick.
 
With a more enormous tool you will feel a bigger man.
 
Give your privates some boost!

Friday, July 9, 2010

Politically Incorrect Ads

Some old advertising is quite humorous, and some is quite offensive (by today's standards).

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Changed Template

Changed the template.  Hopefully blog is a little easier to read. Let me know if you don't like it.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Top 10 SPAM Subject Lines of the Week

I receive hundreds of spam email a week, at work.  Quite a few of them have rather amusing and/or suggestive subject lines.  Almost all are sexual in nature. Every week I will post the 10 funniest or strangest.  I will only post the subject line, not the content.  I will post them as-is with spelling, typographical or grammatical errors intact.

Penetrate harder and give her pleasure!
 
Deeper in her entrails
 
Wanna get naughty?
 
are my boobs lopsided?
 
With a bigger device you will feel a more important man.
 
The color of your manhood will never fade
 
With a giant instrument you have more chance to pick up women.
 
Train your organ to double its size
 
Make your wang upright!
 
Your male strength will come back to you like a boomerang.