Sometimes you should seriously consider changing your name...
Perhaps a shave might be in order.
I'll bet they made fun of him in the locker room.
Vote for the "whole package".
I see someone winning in my crystal ball.
Maybe he will be elected as by-law officer.
Say that name 3 times fast.
I'd vote for a hummer.
When you can't decide on whether to go gay or straight.
Nothing like having a boozer look after the treasury.