Sunday, October 4, 2009

Crazy Tabloid Headlines

Standing in line at the supermarket the other day.  There is a rack of magazines and tabloid newspapers sitting there and, for sure, your eyes get drawn to some of the weird headlines on the tabloids.  Some of them are so unbelievable that it is hard to fathom why people would buy them.  That gave me an idea for this post.  I've found some of the strangest and most unbelievable headlines that were actually on these tabloid newspapers.  Enjoy!

The guy who wrote this headline ought to get an award.
Anyway...isn't that sort of a double negative?  Headless is topless isn't it?

The best part about this is that picture of the woman on the upper right.
She has a couple of bombers of her own.

Yeah...get those terrorists where it hurts.
No mention on the damage done to the terrorist.

Looks like he's been doing more than just cutting down trees.

Yeah, I could tell by the beard that he was a woman.  It is interesting that
shocking pix were found in the basement...considering
the camera hadn't even been invented yet.

San Francisco seems to attract everyone.  First it was
the gays, now it is the aliens.
Check out the legs on that thing.  Looks like a cross
between Yoda and a pregnant chicken.

Sorry for poor quality on this one, but I couldn't pass it up.

So this is the first fat person to go there?


And Oprah just keeps getting richer and richer.

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