Some things are meant to stay in the 80's. The mullet was one of them....
Hopefully you don't have to appear in front of a judge with that hair.
High School Yearbook photo??
If you are going bald, don't let it grow long at the back.
I think this is a woman
And another that might, or might not be a woman.
Long hair makes you look even more emaciated than you really are.
I think this one wants to be a woman.
Thank goodness I can't afford you!