A few more of the funnier wedding announcements I have found. Just a note: Proper etiquette should have the bride's name listed before the groom's. I suspect the folks at the newspapers sometimes "accidentally" reverse them.
After a few years of marriage, this may be where you end up.
After a heavy night of drinking...
..before she gets away on you.
Yes he is.
Wonder where they held the reception?
How would you like finally getting rid of your last name, which was slang for
female genitalia, only to end up with a last name that was slang for male genitalia?