Get down on your knees and pray!
I wonder how the Holy Ghost feels about his wiener being roasted.
I think they are trying to get the point across the wrong way.
Beating your children. How very baptist of them.
Yes, KY Jelly is wonderful.
...and I sued him for sexual assault.
Except when it comes to spelling.
The devil must have a big cob.
And while you are there, visit the mens washroom to see even more glory holes.