More headlines from the local news.
This is correct. If he had two legs he would have escaped on FEET.
Always nice when they run a picture in a parallel story that has meaning the first story.
Probably would not have been a success if they had attracted a rich turnout.
Godzilla of the bug world.
You would think, out of 1000 men, someone would have noticed.
Whoever wrote this headline was obviously tackled once too often.