Do people actually believe this stuff?
Okay, let's see what we have here: Oprah is being brainwashed, rather than being the brainwasher. Looks like Camilla is drunk all the time and Charles wants to dump her. I don't know what to make of the Obama Gay Murder Probe; is he the one who is gay, or is it the murdered person...or both?
Osama is finally caputred. Don't know what he was doing in Missouri. Now he can go hunting with the good 'ol boys. Maybe they can shoot that vampire tree eater.
First she's being brainwashed, now she's part of a love scandal. Boy does that Oprah ever get around. And Jacko's doc is ready to kill himself. It's enough to give you a nervous breakdown, which is exactly what happened to Sarah Palin.
This has got to be the best headline ever. Whoever wrote it should get an award.
We all know that North Americans are eating to excess. Now we are wrecking European treasures.
Titanic Baby found in Life Ring, listening to Celine Dion on his IPod.