Monday, June 28, 2010

Even More Funny Wedding Announcements

A few more of the funnier wedding announcements I have found.  Just a note:  Proper etiquette should have the bride's name listed before the groom's.  I suspect the folks at the newspapers sometimes "accidentally" reverse them.
After a few years of marriage, this may be where you end up.


After a heavy night of drinking...


..before she gets away on you.

Yes he is.


Wonder where they held the reception?


How would you like finally getting rid of your last name, which was slang for
female genitalia, only to end up with a last name that was slang for male genitalia?

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Top 10 SPAM Subject Lines of the Week

I receive hundreds of spam email a week, at work.  Quite a few of them have rather amusing and/or suggestive subject lines.  Almost all are sexual in nature. Every week I will post the 10 funniest or strangest.  I will only post the subject line, not the content.  I will post them as-is with spelling, typographical or grammatical errors intact.


Every woman will appreciate the big pleasure you give them inch by inch
 
Energize your baby-maker
 
Ram her for days
 
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Embarrassed of a locker room issue? Then add some inches to him.
 
We offer the best alarm-clocks for your small  buddy down there.
 
Georgeous Johansson's Twat
 
Best results for enhancing your love stick
 
Pitt caught jerking! Pics
 
Increasing  your instrument  means enlarging your manliness overall.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Even More Strange Cake Toppers

So much for freedom

Nothing like starting a little domestic fight
This guy can say goodbye to his paycheck.

Might be a bit too risque for the parents
So much for shotgun weddings or the bride wearing a dress to hide
the fact she is 'in the family way".

We can all see who wears the pants in this union.

Easy Rider
He should have brought is bagpipes
Might as well start the "couch potato" thing right off the bat

Dragging her to the alter
She hooked a sucker
The family that sings together swings together
Not going to let this one get away

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

More Funny Wedding Announcements

A few more of the funnier wedding announcements I have found.  Just a note:  Proper etiquette should have the bride's name listed before the groom's.  I suspect the folks at the newspapers sometimes "accidentally" reverse them.
 
Like a scene out of Deliverance


Good thing the newspaper didn't mix it up and put Wetter-Beaver.


We know what rules!


Drink wine, lay her, and then you have to marry her.


Too funny


Strange that the Groom isn't shown.  Maybe she butchered him already.


She was such a good wang holder that he married her.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Top 10 SPAM Subject Lines of the Week

I receive hundreds of spam email a week, at work.  Quite a few of them have rather amusing and/or suggestive subject lines.  Almost all are sexual in nature. Every week I will post the 10 funniest or strangest.  I will only post the subject line, not the content.  I will post them as-is with spelling, typographical or grammatical errors intact.

It is every man's dream! You will drill her as good as Mike Phelps swims!
 

If watering your tool doesn't help it become bigger we know what works.
 

From now you don't need a crane to raise your instrument up.
 

We hae the best alarm-clocks for your little  buddy down there.
 

Your instrument is so tiny she scarcely finds it in bed?
 

She will not need a magnifying glass anymore to find your tool.
 

Every woman will appreciate the big pleasure you give them inch by inch
 

Lets play around and get naughty
 

We know how to get your little  fellow up.
 

Give your nob real power

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Old Automobile Ads

These ads are somewhat amusing.  A couple show prices...really low compared to what you pay for a car now.